Pickle

The pickle shot around the corner smacking into the giant sign he felt the metal crunch and mold around his face the blow sent him staggering back in a daze that could only be caused by metal.
He sat looking at the cute cookoo birds that swirled soberly around his bumpy and scarred head he wondered what happened were am i and what is this place that i dwell in. The nurse came in and said " hello Mister Pickloplis you had concussion can you remember anything". All my memorys rushed back filling in all the puzzle peices but yet deep within me i had a feeling that i was missing something. Then it hit me i had lost all my childhood memories all the good things that i had experinced i had lost.

Zesty Chicken

Booming through the air like a jet i heard the screeching pigeon begging for help i dove forward and lifted the pigeon in my manly and buff arm. Zooming to the ground i swiftly deposited the pigeon on the ground then soared to the chicken store to save squwaking chickens about to be put to death i roared into the store picked up as many chickens as i could and dove for the door.Almost making it to the door i saw a broom come down in front of me i dashed out of the way and jumped for the window landed on the sill and soared away from the store. I herad the bellowing of my arch nemisis the Cat-Man calling for his haord of cats to hunt us chickens i calle dlal the chickens together and prepared for a fight.

Armored cats and chickens waited on the battlefeild for the inetible coming of war we let out a furios screech of war and charged!

A day as death

Imagine a day as being the harbinger of doom called death. Imagine removing precious people from others lives and doing that as a job how would that feel ripping the dearest to your heart away from there friends and family. it would be so evil to rip the life spark out of a humans soul when there dearest are holding on for there life. sometimes pray can ward me off but usually not sometimes its inedible and there prayers just ensue there suffering for longer periods of time. I cant help but feel there suffering and misery when i sweep over and take a life but im death and this is my job. I bring pain and misery yet happiness and joy at the same time it is painful for the living relieving for the dead. I fly through the air feeling happiness sadness anger and other feelings which people keep deep inside of them. i must rip some of the happiness and replace with sorrow and foreboding but it brings forth new life for another person. Being death is hard but yet its my life.

Water

I live a short walk from the beach in the summer time i would go almost everday to go swimming or to swim bay to feel the water absorb my body into its depths. I can clearly remember the fish and trying to catch them with my hands but they were to fast for my bare hands to catch. I remember bringing a pipe to try and catch them and throwing it in and watching it sink to the murky depths. Me and my friend were to scared to go near the dark slimy seaweed which had the pipe in its suffocating grip. I loved taking a dip in to the water with a snorkel and seeing the water in a different way than when you don't have goggles or a snorkel it felt like i could live here for ever. But yet as the sun slowly sinks behind the mountain i must swim up from the depths of the water and feel the sun rays mold around my body it warms my body and blood making me feel cool and refreshed. Once your body contacted the water it was like someone was calling to to join them for ever yet you have to learn that life is more than water and fun. but everyday it could something to look forward to at the end of the day. Yet once you enter the water how do you leave knowing that you may never see it again because we don't know what happens tomorrow. How can water be a friend and an enemy at the same time water takes life yet it gives life to all beings it destroys yet it heals it can be used for evil or good. Now i would advise to be on the good side of water because it is a powerful force of nature i would not want to anger it. Water is a substance which we all need to live if it werent for water we would all be dead.

Life Story

As i trudged up the hill for the frist time i felt it syphon my energy and i felt myself slowly deterate to nothing it was then that i melted. Well actually thats not how it happened i had been going to a diffrent bus stop for about half the school year it was probaly 1 or 2 km away from house. But then i found out that there was one about 500 meteres from my house just up the HILL! Well now lets talk bout the hill how do i picture well it has boulders in the ditch on the one side and a steep hill on the other well lets just say dont fall. I had to trudge up this deathly hill every morning. The effort left me drained (not really) but this must me humane. As i crested the hill i would have to go and sit for the bus by the man eating mailbox. Lets just say somedays the bus coudlnt come fast enough.
In my backyard we have a cherry tree we had some extened family come for a visit and we went to the beach we had picked cherrys before we left they had been on the tree for a quite awhile after a nice long swim and some fun activities we sat down for some food well after eating a few cherries i squished one and to my surprise i found a little white magget in there well you could think that this didnt sit to well in my head was it possible that maybe i ate one of these well guess well never know oh well.
Our house is right at the end of a corner so it was quite dangerous if we drove out because we didnt know if a car was coming around the bend. Well my mom phoned and left a message for the disttrict if they could put a sign in before the corner. Well about a week later we got a call saying that a (Caution Hidden Driveway) sign was on its way and when they got it they would install it before the corner. I dont remember how long it took them but eventually had a small sign before the corner saying that there was a hidden driveway. Luckily we havent had an accident..........YET!

My fish is better than yours.

In my class this jerk of a kid named Tyson and me had an argument about who's fish is better.

Me: Man, my fish is way better than yours it is a blue with a red head.
Tyson:Well, my fish is gold with a blue and red tail beat that punk!
Me: Well my fish carries an axe with him and he beats other fish up like mincemeat.
Tyson:My fish has a halberd which he carries around with him 24/7.
Me:My fish owns his own yacht and half of the pacific ocean.
Tyson:Well my fish owns Hawaii and a private jet and yacht.
Me: My fish owns the president of the united states.
Tyson: My fish owns the united states.
Me: My fish has been to the moon and back ten times and he owns 28 gold mines around the world.
Tyson:My fish owns the mountains your fish mines from.
Me:Well you know i own the fish of the sea.
Tyson: I own the animals of land and the birds of the air.
Me: Well.....well..ummm....i own your fish!
Tyson:GASP that's not allowed.
Me: Well no one told me but well there ain't no rules against it so i win again!
Tyson: (sob sob) why does it always happen to me?
Me: I think its because you get into fights that you cant win.

And from that day on Tyson Never bothered Ben ever again.

The harbringer

I sat up gasping for breath the sword stuck out from my chest letting warm blood pump around my chest makeing a pool of scarlet seeping into the ground the last thought i had was is this how it ends. I woke up blinking in the light satring at a tent made of wool. I wondered what happened all i remember is scarlet blood and a sharp pain but then i thought i shoulfd have died. I saw the tent open and a Gigon ente rthe room "ahh your awake good to see"

Not Done