Pickle

The pickle shot around the corner smacking into the giant sign he felt the metal crunch and mold around his face the blow sent him staggering back in a daze that could only be caused by metal.
He sat looking at the cute cookoo birds that swirled soberly around his bumpy and scarred head he wondered what happened were am i and what is this place that i dwell in. The nurse came in and said " hello Mister Pickloplis you had concussion can you remember anything". All my memorys rushed back filling in all the puzzle peices but yet deep within me i had a feeling that i was missing something. Then it hit me i had lost all my childhood memories all the good things that i had experinced i had lost.

Zesty Chicken

Booming through the air like a jet i heard the screeching pigeon begging for help i dove forward and lifted the pigeon in my manly and buff arm. Zooming to the ground i swiftly deposited the pigeon on the ground then soared to the chicken store to save squwaking chickens about to be put to death i roared into the store picked up as many chickens as i could and dove for the door.Almost making it to the door i saw a broom come down in front of me i dashed out of the way and jumped for the window landed on the sill and soared away from the store. I herad the bellowing of my arch nemisis the Cat-Man calling for his haord of cats to hunt us chickens i calle dlal the chickens together and prepared for a fight.

Armored cats and chickens waited on the battlefeild for the inetible coming of war we let out a furios screech of war and charged!

A day as death

Imagine a day as being the harbinger of doom called death. Imagine removing precious people from others lives and doing that as a job how would that feel ripping the dearest to your heart away from there friends and family. it would be so evil to rip the life spark out of a humans soul when there dearest are holding on for there life. sometimes pray can ward me off but usually not sometimes its inedible and there prayers just ensue there suffering for longer periods of time. I cant help but feel there suffering and misery when i sweep over and take a life but im death and this is my job. I bring pain and misery yet happiness and joy at the same time it is painful for the living relieving for the dead. I fly through the air feeling happiness sadness anger and other feelings which people keep deep inside of them. i must rip some of the happiness and replace with sorrow and foreboding but it brings forth new life for another person. Being death is hard but yet its my life.

Water

I live a short walk from the beach in the summer time i would go almost everday to go swimming or to swim bay to feel the water absorb my body into its depths. I can clearly remember the fish and trying to catch them with my hands but they were to fast for my bare hands to catch. I remember bringing a pipe to try and catch them and throwing it in and watching it sink to the murky depths. Me and my friend were to scared to go near the dark slimy seaweed which had the pipe in its suffocating grip. I loved taking a dip in to the water with a snorkel and seeing the water in a different way than when you don't have goggles or a snorkel it felt like i could live here for ever. But yet as the sun slowly sinks behind the mountain i must swim up from the depths of the water and feel the sun rays mold around my body it warms my body and blood making me feel cool and refreshed. Once your body contacted the water it was like someone was calling to to join them for ever yet you have to learn that life is more than water and fun. but everyday it could something to look forward to at the end of the day. Yet once you enter the water how do you leave knowing that you may never see it again because we don't know what happens tomorrow. How can water be a friend and an enemy at the same time water takes life yet it gives life to all beings it destroys yet it heals it can be used for evil or good. Now i would advise to be on the good side of water because it is a powerful force of nature i would not want to anger it. Water is a substance which we all need to live if it werent for water we would all be dead.

Life Story

As i trudged up the hill for the frist time i felt it syphon my energy and i felt myself slowly deterate to nothing it was then that i melted. Well actually thats not how it happened i had been going to a diffrent bus stop for about half the school year it was probaly 1 or 2 km away from house. But then i found out that there was one about 500 meteres from my house just up the HILL! Well now lets talk bout the hill how do i picture well it has boulders in the ditch on the one side and a steep hill on the other well lets just say dont fall. I had to trudge up this deathly hill every morning. The effort left me drained (not really) but this must me humane. As i crested the hill i would have to go and sit for the bus by the man eating mailbox. Lets just say somedays the bus coudlnt come fast enough.
In my backyard we have a cherry tree we had some extened family come for a visit and we went to the beach we had picked cherrys before we left they had been on the tree for a quite awhile after a nice long swim and some fun activities we sat down for some food well after eating a few cherries i squished one and to my surprise i found a little white magget in there well you could think that this didnt sit to well in my head was it possible that maybe i ate one of these well guess well never know oh well.
Our house is right at the end of a corner so it was quite dangerous if we drove out because we didnt know if a car was coming around the bend. Well my mom phoned and left a message for the disttrict if they could put a sign in before the corner. Well about a week later we got a call saying that a (Caution Hidden Driveway) sign was on its way and when they got it they would install it before the corner. I dont remember how long it took them but eventually had a small sign before the corner saying that there was a hidden driveway. Luckily we havent had an accident..........YET!

My fish is better than yours.

In my class this jerk of a kid named Tyson and me had an argument about who's fish is better.

Me: Man, my fish is way better than yours it is a blue with a red head.
Tyson:Well, my fish is gold with a blue and red tail beat that punk!
Me: Well my fish carries an axe with him and he beats other fish up like mincemeat.
Tyson:My fish has a halberd which he carries around with him 24/7.
Me:My fish owns his own yacht and half of the pacific ocean.
Tyson:Well my fish owns Hawaii and a private jet and yacht.
Me: My fish owns the president of the united states.
Tyson: My fish owns the united states.
Me: My fish has been to the moon and back ten times and he owns 28 gold mines around the world.
Tyson:My fish owns the mountains your fish mines from.
Me:Well you know i own the fish of the sea.
Tyson: I own the animals of land and the birds of the air.
Me: Well.....well..ummm....i own your fish!
Tyson:GASP that's not allowed.
Me: Well no one told me but well there ain't no rules against it so i win again!
Tyson: (sob sob) why does it always happen to me?
Me: I think its because you get into fights that you cant win.

And from that day on Tyson Never bothered Ben ever again.

The harbringer

I sat up gasping for breath the sword stuck out from my chest letting warm blood pump around my chest makeing a pool of scarlet seeping into the ground the last thought i had was is this how it ends. I woke up blinking in the light satring at a tent made of wool. I wondered what happened all i remember is scarlet blood and a sharp pain but then i thought i shoulfd have died. I saw the tent open and a Gigon ente rthe room "ahh your awake good to see"

Not Done

Backpack

Imagine having to have to be jostled around on the back of these tall imature sweaty things called teenagers. Well that was my life i was not a exuberante abckpack more like a over depreassed backpack well you know its not fun sitting on the back of teenagers all day long. But i was quite a plain backpack nothing special just a black and red backpack that was stuffed with smelly stuff called food whcih humans eat and all these big books that rip my seams. This is quite annoying but thats all i ever knew i have picked u a little bit of the human speech i know my teenagers name is Nathaniel and many people call him ginger i think this is because his head looks like the food called carrots. But he like to sit n me i thought this was an evil thing to do but he probaly didnt think that i had feelings in my body but whatever that is ok i know his sanity is no longer intact so i will let this slip but i think that i woudl like to just be one of the backpacks thta sit on racks but oh well.

Hockey

He came blazing round the corner knocking the breath out of me we both dropped our gloves and went at it fist flying at each other after 2 minutes we were both flabbergasted and gulping air. But this wasn't over far from it. After 5 minutes of bloody noses and a few broken knuckles we were both sent off the ice i was foaming with rage and was ready to punch something. I threw a heated punch at the wall and felt my knuckles crack inside of my hand. I got a surcharged suspension for 2 games. I took off my gear and thrust my stick on to the shelf then i went outside and started my Nissan Skyline up and reved the engine up i sped away from the parking lot.

I went to a movie and felt the movie screen hypnotis my body. After my suspension i went to my first game back against the L.A. Kings. As the game started i savagely dashed for the puck and let my shot rip towards the oppositions net it turned out to be a crapshoot as i called it ( found out later that its actually a type of game in Las Vegas).

Then it happened so fast i don't exactly know how it happened but we had a 4 on 3 powerplay and i was sitting in the box waiting those last few seconds so that are team would have 4 players.As i crashed out of the box i saw the Puck glide past the defenders and right on to my stick. I shoved my skates as hard as i could and blasted off to the L.A. net i saw Jonathan Quick ready for the shot. I faked my shot then flicked it top right corner to my despair i saw the puck glance off his blocker but the rebound came straight back to me this is time i deeked and let the puck glide straight into the net. As i saw that florescent red light lite up it was like a light shining down from heaven. After that game the general manager offered me a 1 year contract for a flabbergasting 2.9 million dollars.

Noodles

Ever seen a steaming bowl of soft and squishy noodles just waiting to be eaten. The coolest thing about noodles is that you can eat them dry, in soup, or with a sauce. Noodles taste plain till you add a nose itching sauce witch entices your body into eating them. My best memories with noddles would probably having a Edo Japan Terayiki chicken order for the first time the have the noddles which they dress with an amazing terayki sauce which changes the personality of the noodles from a timid taste to a firecracker in your mouth just a drip alters the taste. Soup a simple recipe that has been around for centuries many flavours have been created from that simple compound of water, noodles, and seasoning.

Noodles are in pasta so what are noddles made of well there usually made of wheat but really it depends on the type of noodle. Well then this also means that there are different types of noddles available such as white, whole grain,. But my worst experience with noddles was one time i spilt My whole bowl of soup everywhere i did not like that. But overall noodles are a pretty amazing creation now i wonder who created noddles but i do quite like noodles and there warm smooth taste.

Scaredy Boy

With sweating palms beet red cheeks and butterflies rocking in my stomach i slid open the door to GMS and almost fainted. Oh hi there my names Jax im 12 years old an I'm the most fearful person in the world a few of my fears are Large groups of people, Heights, and some of my many phobias are hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia which is the fear of long words and Octophobia which is the fear of the number 8 now back to my story. As i entered the school i saw a huge group of teenagers hanging out in a group i just about lost it there i barely resisted the urge to turn heel and bolt back to my house. I ran up to the class list and found i was assigned to Mr.CocaCola i had heard bad things about this man but oh well i was stuck with him. ( the weird thing about Mr.CocaCola is if someones drinks Coca Cola in his class he makes them pour it down the sink). As i entered class i saw Mr.CocaCola who greeted me with a nod of his head. It was at that moment that i saw it looking me down it was the number 8 it was on the chalkboard my heart started to beat 10 times faster i couldn't keep my fear under control i had to go i grabbed my backpack and bolted home as fast as the flash. As i barged into my house i sat on the couch and took a breather it was then that i knew that i had to conquer my fears. The next day i wrote a number 8 on a piece of paper and looked at it over and over it took all my will but i noticed that after a while it got much easier to stare at the number and after the day was over i noticed that 8 was just like any other number to me. No came my biggest fear the fear of groups as i walked to school that day i walked in and went to class the dude i sat by was named Nathaniel i found out he was an ok mellow guy. Later on at lunch break i went to go meet a few old friends but i saw they were in a group my palms started getting sweaty and my heart started beating faster but i pushed self and joined the group and found out that i was actually accepted. The next day i decided to make a schedule a for myself here is a copy of it.

7:00 getup

7:45 stare at number 8

10:00 hang with friends at school.

3:15 head home

6:00 have supper

7:00 talk to friends

9:30 go to bed

Driving

When should youth be allowed to drive. I think 14 is a good age but i would make the rules so you would have to have a L for 3 years and if you got 4 tickets you would lose your L and have to start from the beginning. After a successful year with the Learners permit you will receive a Novice driver permit. Which you will keep for 2 years and you will have a limit of 7 tickets after you successfully complete your 2 years you will receive your full license.

16 would be a good age to start but i would make the rules that you would have your Learner permit for 1 year and a limit of 2 tickets. After your successfully 1 year you will receive a Novice driver permit for 1 year a limit of 4 tickets if you successfully finish your year you will receive your full drivers license. 16 is an okay age i think it would be fine but 14 would be a really good age because you could ahve a fulllicense by 18 year of age which would be prime time. Because you dont want your parents to be driving you around till your 20.

18 wouldn't be a good time to start but if you would have to i would change the law so you would have a Learners permit for 3 months with a limit of zero tickets. Then you would receive a novice driver permit for 1 year with a limit of 2 ticket. I think this wouldnt be a good time to start because everyone would have to wait way to long to get there license. Which may cause some people to riot agaisnt the government which in turn might not turn out all that good. Plus i know that i would hate having to wait for 18 years to get my license i would most likely go crazy.

Gum

I love gum I love the squishy feeling of the gum as it sinks between my mouth. My favorite flavor of gum is original. Favorite brand of gum is Hubba Bubba Max I love how the scent of gum wafts from the package making my eyelids flutter. As I unwrap the delicate package of gum it brings back memories of good days as I sit in the car and chew gum, blow bubbles, and talk to my mom I love those moments. The flavor of gum pummels my taste buds like a medieval battering ram i feel the pink gum slide breathlessly through my mouth it exhilarates my body sharpening every one of my senses. In those moments I thought how can gum do this to someone but sure enough I could hear what no else could see for a million miles jump as high as an eagle. I could run like a cheetah I could lift any weight. The power surged through my body like an unstoppable tide I couldn't control it but I would learn how to eventually. But just like that the moment past this was one mystery that would take a lot of effort to solve. Now I felt like a normal human again but then I thought about it maybe that only happened when I had a new piece of gum. I rapidly unwrapped another piece of gum and placed it roughly in my mouth. In that dizzying moment I felt that power once more but it was gone in a moment. Now I had found out that I didnt super human it was just the gum I blew a pink bubble and felt the flavour of the gum seep to my taste buds I knew that I really loved gum.

Snowglobe

The swirling snow glinted in the sunlight as the snowglobe sat on the polished burgundy shelf the ice sculpture in the globe glinted like a diamond after it had been polished the the rays of sunlight molded around the sculpture like clay molds to a shape. The glass was so smooth and cold it sent shivers down my spine the base of the globe was carved blue hued type of wood that smelt like freshly cut pine wood. As i sat in the darkness of my despair i looked at this globe it would give me a renwed sense of energy which made me know i could go on to the next day. When i left for school i sent one last look to the snowglobe this was the first time i had noticed what was actually inside of it this snowglobe held the perfect ice sculpture of an enraged tiger as i looked into its eyes i could feel the rage of the animal transfer into my own soul it felt like it was bubbling over i had to use all my will to tear my gaze away from the tiger. Even as i was sitting on the school bus i still remembered those eyes burning into my very soul. I ran to my room with so much rage inside why was life so unfair it seemed like everyone had been a jerk to me as i sent a quick glance towards the globe i saw that instead of a tiger inside it was an angel in perfect harmony. When i stared at its glinting wings, sparkling crown, and sapphire eyes i felt a perfect peace creep over me making me feel like everyone thing would be okay. As the felling of sleep started to fog my mind the one thing i could still feel was that perfect harmony.

Sadness

It was my only chance to impress her i had put on my best clothes i had put on a mist of axe and then i grabbed my backpack and began the walk to the bus stop. The bus ride felt like a rollercoaster i could feel myself getting woozy but not from the ride from the hoard of butterflies flying around insinde of my belly. I decidede to turn on my ipod when the guitar, bass , and drums hit my eardrum it felt like an adtidote had been given to my body but i still felt the odd butterfly. I ran into the school i knew what i had to do i dreaded it but i knew that i must. I saw her talking to her freinds i ran up and said " would you like to go to the valetine dance with me" the blunt reply that shattered my heart was" no im already going with someone". I didnt even want to go to the dance anymore but i already had the ticket so i decided well may as well put it to good use. I could hear the upbeat music and i already felt the vibrations inside of me it started to make my foot tap. I ran through the entrance and smelled the popcorn, perfume, and cologne coming from every corner. I went over to some of my freinds and talked for awhile. Then i saw the her with her deep blue eyes in the center area alone so ran up but as i was about to get there her date came up as they hugged i felt my heart crumble and i ran to a bench and sat there thinking and as i sat there i felt so forlorn. As i walked home i could still feel the peices of my heart.

Fear

The adrenaline raced through my body like a bulldozer i couldn't see the wolf but i knew it was there the hair on my neck slowly rose. I turned in time to see the huge body of a great wolf jump for my neck as i dodged out of the way i smelt its rancid breath and saw it hunger wild eyes i rolled to the next tree and scrambled up it only to fall to the ground i knew i couldn't escape so i grabbed the nearest rock and stood heart pounding waiting for my impending doom. The wolf spun around with his crooked yellow teeth bared he lunged for me again this time i jumped out of the way then in the same motion flung the rock to were i was just standing. I heard a yelp of surprise come from the wolf before he could get up i had chucked two more rocks at it but it didn't stop. He charged me this time as i swerved to dodge my foot caught on a root sticking out of the ground it was then i felt the weight of the wolf on top of me. When i opened my eyes i saw it drooling jaws and its glinting teeth my body shook i was so afraid. It was then that i thought i will not let myself die without i fight i punched the wolf square in the nose he whined then i kicked at him with my legs i managed to get his body off me as i did i saw a rock not far away i darted for it and grabbed it the enraged wolf blindly charged at me as he jumped for me i swung the rock as it hit him in the head i dropped the rock and ran for my life back to the safety of my home. I never knew what had happened to that wolf if it died or lived but i think he had slim chances of living.

Joy

The mailman had just left i frantacly raced out the door and grabbed the mail as i looked through carefully packaged mail i noticed the package i had been waiting for since a month ago. It was the pellet gun 2000 it shot out blue, green, gray, purple, yellow, and orange pellets . It was like unwrapping a pile of hundred dollar bills it gave such an exuberant joy that it felt like i was slowly flying throught the air. I ran to my room unwrapped my pellet packages loaded the gun flew outside and set up my target. My breath was billowing in front of my face as my trigger finger twitched i steadied my aim at my target imagining that this was an imaginary enemy as i pulled the trigger and felt the kickback of the gun it felt like the greatest high you could acheive. The can clanged with the impact of the pellet i ran up and checked the can the bullet hit right were i wanted it to. The exubarent joy that flooded my body was unmimaginable i thought this must be true joy.

Nightmares

I toss and turn i feel my heart speed up with the adreneline from the scare. In my dream im running from an army of deranged barneys as they gain ground i push my limbs faster feeling and hearing my heart pumping blood to all parts of my body. They look crazy im scared i push my self to the limit wow i never knew i could run this fast they gain ground i hear there battle cry "i love you, you love me" it sends waves of messages to my brain telling me to run faster but my body is at its physical limit but then there leader elmo joined the chase. It was crazy as they gained i tripped on a stick as they ran for me i cringed waiting for a world of unimaginable pain. Then i woke oh thank goodness it was nly a dream.

My House

After i get off the bus i begin the short walk home i can hear the birds singing.As i enter my house i smell that familiar aroma i feel secure because this is my area this is my domain as i enter i feel a sense of secuirity i see our living room and as i countinue in my house. I run to my room start up my gaming system and feel the rush of the game and see the flashing images that capitivates me into playing. As i go to supper i smell the delicous armoas which enter my mind i start trying to break the code of whats for supper. When i taste the food my taste buds scream with joy as i drink my juice the flavour alights my mouth with a fury of flavors which make me take the next sip. As my mind slowly falls asleep the last things i feel is my cozy bed my fan gently blowing and a perfect sense of security.

This is a cute version of Garra from Naruto.

I was just playing a really fun game from gamefudge.com and also check out this sweet photo i found.

This is my first post as freeziefight heres a sweet pic.