My fish is better than yours.

In my class this jerk of a kid named Tyson and me had an argument about who's fish is better.

Me: Man, my fish is way better than yours it is a blue with a red head.
Tyson:Well, my fish is gold with a blue and red tail beat that punk!
Me: Well my fish carries an axe with him and he beats other fish up like mincemeat.
Tyson:My fish has a halberd which he carries around with him 24/7.
Me:My fish owns his own yacht and half of the pacific ocean.
Tyson:Well my fish owns Hawaii and a private jet and yacht.
Me: My fish owns the president of the united states.
Tyson: My fish owns the united states.
Me: My fish has been to the moon and back ten times and he owns 28 gold mines around the world.
Tyson:My fish owns the mountains your fish mines from.
Me:Well you know i own the fish of the sea.
Tyson: I own the animals of land and the birds of the air.
Me: Well.....well..ummm....i own your fish!
Tyson:GASP that's not allowed.
Me: Well no one told me but well there ain't no rules against it so i win again!
Tyson: (sob sob) why does it always happen to me?
Me: I think its because you get into fights that you cant win.

And from that day on Tyson Never bothered Ben ever again.